That’s ONE way . . .
to make the cashier look at you just a wee bit funny!
Drove over to Soldotna Tuesday to buy a new bathing suit - it is amazing how quickly the chlorine wears out suits, btw!
What with the price of gas and such, it was only a GREAT deal (50% off) that would have me making an extra trip to the next town (24 miles is 24 miles after all - round trip, that is). And, it was only that great deal - in the week prior to payday - that would have me robbing the Hawaii fund to purchase the suit.
I’ve mentioned before that I save my change, roll it and take it to the bank to put it into a special HAWAII FUND for the trip I am planning to make the year I turn 60 (and it is closing in quickly, I might add!) About 6 months after I began saving change I started adding folding money also - saving ones and sometimes fives.
So, I grabbed all the folding money before heading off to Soldotna.
Can you imagine - oh, please do - the look on the cashier’s face when I handed her the suit, watched her ring it up, then handed her a (nicely folded) wad of ones?!!? It was priceless!
She acted like she could hardly bring herself to TOUCH the bills, let alone count them out - even though I counted them right in front of her and had stacked them neatly into piles of ten - she watched me handle them, but could barely contain the snarl of her lips as she picked them up to count them herself.
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I just know - and Ladybug even laughed with me this morning as I modeled the new suit and told the tale - that the poor cashier was thinking - “OMG! She’s pretty old to be stripping!”
LOL - honey-chile, that’s not the ONLY way to get one dollar bills! (I’ll let Ladybug tell you what SHE thought the cashier might have been thinking.)
Priceless, I tell you, priceless! I love living in a small town.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 under Alaska, Moosin Around.
Comments: 6
Comments
Comment from ali
Time: May 15, 2008, 4:14 pm
Heeee, heeee! That must have been fun! Are you going to show us what you bought?
Comment from barbara
Time: May 16, 2008, 6:26 am
Sure, Ali - come on over to Alaska and swim with us - and you can see it, too. ![]()
Comment from AkMotleyGal
Time: May 16, 2008, 10:05 am
Here they would think that you robbed your kid’s piggy bank…but then I only do that for gas (jk)…
Comment from mary lou
Time: May 16, 2008, 12:36 pm
I refused to get into a bathing suit for over 40 years, until Feb 07. THen I discovered Aquarobics, and go three times a week, and now own 8 suits!! Thank GOD for Woman WIthin…as the local stores do not carry my size!!
Comment from Ladybug
Time: May 16, 2008, 6:52 pm
I told her the lady was thinking….. ” Hookin’ she got em hookin’” LOL HEE HEE
Comment from Lessa
Time: May 17, 2008, 1:52 pm
Now, come on! She could have just thought you were a bartender, or a coffee barista who gets tips!
….NAAAAAAAAAAH. she TOTALLY thought you was strippin! WHOOO!





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