Harold mentally patted himself on the back. Leaving the relationship had long been on his mind, but the means of making a clean getaway had been eluding him nearly as long. Shellie had been the perfect roommate. That’s the way it had started; roommates sharing rent, utilities, and the grocery bill.

It turned sour really quickly.

One minute they were roommates and the next they were lovers. Shortly after that they were quarrelers and nobody wanted to be the bad guy by calling it quits first.

The day Shellie came home to tell him she was being transferred to an office upstate was the day he knew he was in the clear. He could pack his things and be gone and on his own once again.

Harold twirled his imaginary pistol and pantomimed replacing it in his equally imaginary holster. “Ride that hoss, pahdnah! The Sheriff can’t catch us now.”

Famous last words and all that . . . there came a knock on the door.

Damn! It was Shellie.

“Harold! I can’t leave you,” she cried. “I want to make it work and I can’t do that from upstate. You love me, I know you do.”

The gunslinger pulled himself up and puffed out his chest. “Well, little lady . . .”

Inside Harold seethed. “Shit! I almost made it.”
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Trifecta’s Editors have again thrown down the challenge gauntlet. This time – the word is CLEAN – to be used in its third definition.

clean (adjective)

1: free from dirt or pollution
2: unadulterated, pure
3 a : free from moral corruption or sinister connections of any kind [a candidate with a clean record]
b : free from offensive treatment of sexual subjects and from the use of obscenity [a clean joke]
c : observing the rules : fair [a clean fight]
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That’s my entry above . . . now it’s your chance to make your literary splash. Come clean with us, and share your 33-333 words.

14 responses

  1. Laciejay says:

    Very cute love story. I especially like when he says “well, little lady…”

  2. booguloo says:

    Let me pull out my 45 and play Roy and Dales favorite tune…
    “Happy trials to you until we meet again…”
    Another good situational Com u Dram

  3. booguloo says:

    Comedy/Drama.. I forget where I live. Southern California, especially Los Angeles has a lot of television slang.

  4. Very funny! Great character development. I loved the scene with the imaginary pistol. Poor Harold. :o)

  5. jannatwrites says:

    I like the characters. Looks like Harold will be locked up for a while and Shellie’s got the key 🙂

  6. Sandra says:

    What a great story to rise to the prompt challenge! Both humorous and entertaining. I really enjoyed it!

  7. karen says:

    A ha ha ha ha! Funny! Thanks for the great read. And too bad the guy can’t just pull himself together and pull that plug. Seriously, can you believe that?! (yes)

  8. lexy says:

    I like the contrast between ‘cowboy Harold’ and ‘stuck in a bad relationship’ Harold – it’s a really entertaining way of showing how he’s feeling about the relationship ending. It seems like guys have an immense amount of difficulty breaking free from bad relationships. After I broke up with him, one of my exes (we stayed friends) told me that he had wanted to break up, but thought that I was a lot more into him than he was into me, and didn’t want to hurt my feelings. Ridiculous – we could easily have ended up in a Harold (I have typed and erased ‘Hank’ three times in this comment… don’t know why) and Shellie relationship, yuck.

  9. Ah, Harold, if you really WANTED to go, you still would! Thanks for introducing us to Harold and Shellie.

  10. I’m still cheering for harold to make his get away!

  11. I’m waiting for Cowboy Harold to “man up” and admit he doesn’t want the relationship. Stringing along poor Shellie is unfair, because he knows she loves him and it’s not reciprocated. Cowboy Harold: All hat, no cattle!!

    Great write, and I might try it, too. Thanks, Amy
    http://sharplittlepencil.com/2012/03/20/chanteuse-deluxe-a-barlette-long-form/

  12. I loved this image

    “One minute they were roommates and the next they were lovers. Shortly after that they were quarrelers and nobody wanted to be the bad guy by calling it quits first.”

    And then the Western imagery.

  13. Poor Harold. Nice unusual take on an all-too-frequent problem.

  14. Trifecta says:

    Thanks for linking up to Trifecta. I love the word “quarrelers.” Like that’s pretty much all they did. Fantastic image. I am sitting here screaming at him to just go!!!! Nice job with the prompt. Hope to see you back on Friday.

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