There ought to be (otter be) a law against . . .

bad comb-overs . . . no, REALLY bad comb-overs . . .

exhibit A:

Yes – it is exactly what it looks like – this guy parts his hair about two inches (give or take) above his collar . . . then combs it up and forward.

Don’t believe it could be as bad as I portray?

consider, if you will . . .

Exhibit B

the side view – see . . . . up and over and sideways . . . oh mah goodness!

wanna see the front? (I knew you would) . . . consider . . .
Exhibit C

from the front. I mean, really . . . how vain can a person be? Does he REALLY not know how bad this looks? How many cans of hair spray does he use a week/month? And, why doesn’t the lovely lady he was with tell him, for goodness’ sake . . . honey, just shave your head – we all see the pink shining through anyway.

Me? I love living in Alaska . . . where the odds are good – but the goods are odd.

heh