It’s bad enough to
Take remedial math
Freshman year

Worse yet – I am
The oldest in the room
At 60 and counting

Counting! Ha – ha
Made a math joke
Well, sorta

I’m surrounded by youth
Freshly scrubbed and
YOUNG youth

Trying to remember
Multiplication tables
In my head . . . wait

What the heck is THIS?
A sheet of symbols
+ – x (got it – know those)

Teacher, erm, Professor?
Sorry to be dense here
I know I seem a dunce to many

I know some of this
But now I’m lost
< >
I have NO clue!

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This is my entry for the 100 Word Challenge, by Velvet Verbosity. VV posts a weekly challenge to tell a story in only 100 words. This week’s challenge prompt is Greater.

2 responses

  1. pbenjaytoo says:

    Very cute – I should have had my Starbucks first because i had read it twice BEFORE I saw – very clever!

  2. As someone who returned to college later in life, I can relate. On the other hand, I refused to feel any shame in being an older student and I was PAYING for that education so if I had a question, you bet I was going to ask it.

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