Category Archive:Moose Nuggets

Awhile back a certain person who owns a purple porch challenged several people to relate six of their quirks.

I never answered the challenge, because, of course, I have no quirks – that you all don’t already know.

Or so I thought. Here are a couple:

1. I have a certain order in which I wash dishes and it bugs me when hubby moose doesn’t follow that order – but I won’t say anything to him, because – HEY! he’s doing the dishes, people. Glasses are washed FIRST – placed in drainer to drain (duh, moosie!), then placed onto the drainer’s pegs. Silverware – okay, it’s stainless –  is washed next and placed into the little cuppy thing on the drainer – knives pointed DOWN, all else pointed up – sharp knives are perched on the edge of the drainer. Plates are next – smaller to larger coming toward the sink. Bowls next, starting with smaller cereal bowls, ranging up to serving bowls. LASTLY comes the saucepans and frying pans.

It’s all very orderly – so that the greasy things are last and my glasses (plastic or otherwise) do NOT get grease on them. (noted: why, yes, I DO do my dishes by hand – don’t you?)

2. Quirk number 2 also has to do with washing the dishes. Again, I do NOT complain because the man is trying, folks. BUT . . . dishes have TWO sides and that means  BOTH sides are to be washed. Nothing grosses me out more than to be served dinner on a plate that feels grody on the back side.

Wait . . . what am I saying here? The man brought me my dinner (that I had set to cooking, mind you) to my computer station!

erm . . . never mind. If I want the dishes done in my quirky little way . . . i’ll do them myself.

naaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

:moose:

the stud!

read it over at Lessa’s place:

It starts at this post . . .

continues here with talk of haircuts and corsages

the actual dropoff and photos . . .

and, now the Gramma is off to bed for her beauty sleep . . . but Lessa promises there will be more, much more, after she brings Mr. Stud Muffin home from the dance. And, btw, it is now officially well on the way to them staying for the ENTIRE dance – which ends at 11 – as it is now 10:15 or so.

sniffles . . . and so it begins . . . he has 3 1/4 more years of high school dances in front of him. heh. Good luck, Lessa! 😯

Good night, folks.

:moose:

Post Hijacked by Lessa to add: D-Day, the Aftermath. The final post in the saga is here. *grins* Thanks for checkin in folks!

And reported by Mr. Moose . . .  

in the middle school hallway:

unknown student: Your Grandpa (Mr. Moose) is BALD!

The Girl: don’t be mean to my Grandpa! He doesn’t KNOW he’s bald.

PurpleMoose: bwahahahahaha

 

Rant, that is . . .

People – control yourselves when using the anti-stank spray, please! You’re killing me!!!

One person here seems to feel it is her DUTY to spray and spray and spray whenever the teensiest odor reaches her nose. It could be from the bathrooms – or it could be from our public give-and-take closet – it could even be from food . . .  but if her nostrils are somehow offended she takes it upon herself to go and get the anti-stank spray and spray and spray and SPRAY!

Suddenly MY nostrils are offended. I’m sneezing and coughing and wheezing . . .

Sometimes I need to close my office door because I cannot breathe from the fumes.

Sometimes you just need to live with a little bit of stank, you know?

Sometimes the cure is worse than the illness.What?!! Is it ME? Are you trying to tell ME that **I** stink?

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaha

through someone else’s life.

Isn’t it fun how easily we become enmeshed in the lives of other folks? Of course, anyone of us who blog or who read other people’s blogs understands this tendency quite well. Faith over at Dyslexic Chicken has made mention of re-finding folks and wondering what this or that battle was that separate(s)d her/us from other folks . . .

How easy it is – in some ways it is a good thing because it gets us outside of OURSELVES for a change – in other ways it is a sad thing because we MAY forget how to live our own lives.’

F’rinstance (because you knew there had to be one, right?) I work with someone who lives and breathes a certain “reality” show (the one run by the man with the ‘real, honest’ hair) and she canNOT pass by my office without asking my opinion of this, that, or the other one who WAS fired, or who SHOULD HAVE BEEN fired, or who WILL BE fired next.

I cannot get my work done . . . so I am here telling you all about it . . . shhhhh

But, I admit that I am a tad hooked on the same show – usually. I missed episode 2 due to living my life while visiting my friend in Anchorage last Sunday night – we watched pbs to see the second part to the Virgin Queen (Elizabeth I) and chatted about our real life reality shows.

I think I saw the better show – but I will likely be watching to see who is fired this Sunday night.

sometimes the reality of other people is more interesting than my own . . .

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