Pot bellied pig!
Bull headed prig!
Lazy sum-bitch!
What makes him think he knows so durned much anyways?
Why, if they’da let ME do the job, I’da . . .
Drives around in his fancy pimp mobile of a car – thinks he’s better’n all of us
The grumbles centered on the most recent town meeting. No stuffy brick and mortar, fancy schmancy ivied hall – this meeting of the minds was carried out over coffee at the greasy-spoon café on Main St.
The Coffee Table meeting commenced.
Hizzoner the mayor stepped on toes that day and this crowd was having none of it.
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Written for Velvet Verbosity’s 100 Word Challenge: Honor.
I think every town must have this group of men – they come in different sizes and shapes, but they all gather around a table come Saturday morning to cuss and discuss the latest hijinks of the mayor and legislators. This is a glimpse into small town Kenai.
Good job…I think every town has a group like this. I know ours does! LOL
Love it. I’m from a small town in Vermont, and it wasn’t quite like this, but to this day there are still town meetings on a regular basis. I do love Vermont’s politics though.
I think I know these people! Haha! Good take.
I’ve reported from these kitchen table meetings before. You nailed it… a prefect description and dialog.
Could be a small town anywhere. Love it!
I felt like I was reading a scene from Our Town or something. That’s a compliment. I really liked the setting and characters.
I really enjoyed this! I deal with people like this on a daily basis!
Our town definitely has the “coffee drinkers” who meet every morning in the local cafe to complain about everything. Nice job capturing that flavor.